The second date I went on was with Rudolfo….I am not even going to bother giving him a nick name because he was so bizarre I was questioning whether he was even real. First off, he didn’t have a car, or a license…which I thought I could deal with, but lets be real here I was lying to myself. I like being chauffeured around by men. I should have known this would end in disaster when he kept explaining his deep love for video games. So, the plan was to meet at his house and then go to a restaurant close by. Have you ever seen someone for the first time and played in your head what you wanted to do but just couldn’t bring yourself to actually do it? Well, I wanted to run back to my car and speed home! He looked like Iggy Pop…but worse! I was mortified. During dinner he stared at me like I was a mutant, so I just shut up and let him talk about himself, which was his favorite subject. He also said some pretty mean things about the waitress, but would sneak glances at her. All I wanted to do was go home, but the pizza was really really good. After, he invited me in to watch movie. For those of you who know me know how I feel about cuddling….especially with someone I don’t even know. This weirdo decided it would be a great idea to use my arm as some sort of cuddle post! I thought he was going to suck him thumb too. He then started pushing me over and hitting me with pillows! It was magical. I couldn’t get out of that disaster fast enough. So when my sister called to say a friend stopped by for a surprise visit I basically sprinted to my car. So long weirdo!